Golf is like taxes...You drive hard for the green and windup in the hole! Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. Learn from other's mistakes because it's not possible to live long enough to make all of them your self, unless your a golfer. Priorities... A man came home and was greeted by his wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes."Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, he tied her up and went golfing. Improve game...There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly....or start cheating. Dogs that chase cars and pros that putt for par don't last long. The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.
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